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Ron from Shipping, looking at the "Beware of Ninjas. And Chuck Norris" * sign on my cubicle: "Are you a ninja?"

 

Me: "No, I'm not."

 

Ron: "Are you Chuck Norris?"

 

Me: "No, I am definitely not Chuck Norris."

 

Ron: "Do you have a black belt or a brown belt?"

 

Me: "No, red belt."

 

Ron: "Are you gentle and quiet [like in 1 Peter 3:4], or are you mean and crazy like a ninja?"

 

Me: "Both."

 

Ron: "Hmm. Very interesting. I think I understand" (shakes head "no" and walks away).

 

I love Ron. That man is freakin' amazing. I hope my sense of humor survives when I am his age.

 

 

* Chuck Norris is an office in-joke. Don't ask me to explain it. No, really, don't ask me. Please.

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